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"(Name)?" Ludwig called as he entered your house. "(Name)? Are you home?"

"In here, Ludwig!"

Ludwig made his way into the kitchen. You stood by the counter tossing a salad, your body dancing to "Gangnam Style" which had just come on the radio. He blushed a little and smiled at your attire, shorts and a t-shirt. You were so cute.

"Heeeeeeeey, sexy lady!" You sang along with Psy, hopping like a cowboy. You turned to look at him. "Luddy dance with me!"

Ludwig shook his head. "Nein. I don't zink so."

"Come on!!! It's fun! Oh, right, sorry. I forgot you were allergic to that stuff." You said with a giggle.

Ludwig furrowed his eyebrows, and looked around. No one appeared to be watching. With a sigh he stood up and put his hands on his hips.

"…….Oppa Gangnam Style." He said hesitantly before skipping sideways, his cheeks now a bright pink.

You let out a squeal. "Awwww! Luddy you look so cute~"

"I am NOT cute." He huffed, sitting back down. He then looked over to the salad and glass of water you had sat on the table. "Is zat all your eating?"

"Yeah. I'm starting my new diet remember?" You mumbled, stabbing the green leaves with your fork and scooping them into your mouth.

Ludwig scoffed. "You und zose damn diets."

"Easy for you to say, Lud. You look like Adonis and all you eat is potatoes and wurst and drink beer!" You gestured toward the handsome German.

Ludwig blushed at your compliment.
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And besides. I'll never look like one of the girls in Psy's music videos if I eat like a cow."

"You are not a cow." Ludwig said sternly.

You took a sip of water. "Probably weigh as much as one."

Ludwig growled. "Vould you shut up? Und stop starving yourself."

"There's nothing wrong with missing a few calories." You took a bite of a tomato.

"Still no excuse to live like a rabbit." Ludwig mumbled.



Later after Ludwig had gone home you sat on the couch, eating a granola bar and watching T.V. Suddenly a commercial interrupted your favorite show, Hetalia. ;)

"Hey!"

"Hi! I'm Alfred Jones, a.k.a. the Hero!" A man on the T.V. shouted at you. "Are you over weight?"

"A little." You mumbled.

"Do you consider yourself a horrible human being for torturing your body by being overweight?"

You shrugged. "Not exactly—"

"Well have I got the solution for you! The Chuck Norris diet! Here to tell you about it is the legend himself, Chuck Norris!"

Sure enough Chuck Norris appeared.

"Hi, I'm Chuck Norris."

"Sorry boys, I'm already on a diet." You said before grabbing the remote and changing the channel.

You sighed, looking down at your granola bar. A wave of frustration hit you. Who were you
kidding? You weren't going to get anywhere with this new diet. You tossed the granola bar and the wrapper into the trash can.

From now on, no food AT ALL. And you were going to exercise until you dropped! You grinned confidently. This would help you lose some weight!



Ludwig walked down the crowded hallways of your school and outside to the recreation area.

He made his way over to your favorite spot; a picnic table by a willow tree. He set his books down on the table and grabbed a piece of wurst out of his backpack, munching on it as he waited for you.

He was growing concerned.  You seemed so tired as of late, dark circles growing under your eyes. You hadn't been eating lunch saying that you'd eat when you'd get home. Yesterday he'd gone over to your house to find you asleep wearing exercise clothes, sweat pouring from your forehead. He hoped that what he thought was going on wasn't actually happening and that he was just being paranoid.

"Ludwig!"

Ludwig looked up to see you walking down the stairs, your (color) hair in a messy bun. The circles under your eyes had seemed to have gotten darker and your face was extremely pale.

"(Name)?" He said, concern clear in his voice.

You smiled at him, thinking to yourself how cute the German looked when he was worried.

Nothing to worry about, though. You were a big girl and you were killing this diet.

Suddenly, black dots swirled in your vision and your head felt like it was floating. The black dots grew to until you saw nothing at all. Next thing you knew you were on the ground.

Ludwig was off of the bench and running toward you before you even hit the ground.

"(Name)!" he cried, kneeling down to check on you. A small crowd gathered. Ludwig looked around.

"Vere is ze nurse's office?"

A girl pointed to the hallway. "Last door on the left."

Ludwig scooped you up, and began jogging toward the building.

"Dude, I'm surprised you could lift her!"

At this Ludwig stopped. He turned around to stare at the boy the shout had originated from, his ice blue eyes piercing into his very soul. The boy's face drained of color and he sought shelter behind one of his friends. Ludwig then turned around, continuing on his rescue mission.



"(Name)…"

"Ugh…" You groaned, a wave of exhaustion hitting you.

Your vision cleared to see the handsome face of a certain German you knew. His hand was stroking your cheek, his eyebrows knitted together in worry.

"Hey Luddy…" You whispered. You looked around to see you were in the nurse's office.

"Here. Ze nurse said for you to have zese." Ludwig held out a carton of apple juice and a chocolate chip cookie. You shook your head, even though your stomach voiced its displeasure at your decision.

"I'm on a new diet…." You said with a tired smile.

Ludwig gritted his teeth. "DAMMIT (NAME), EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!"

You jumped slightly, blinking in surprise. Ludwig had never shouted at you before, at least not in that tone of voice. You reached out taking the cookie, trying to hide the tears that now welled up in your (color) eyes. Ludwig, being ever observant, caught them.

There was a moment of silence.

"Vhy do you do zis to yourself?" He sighed, rubbing a hand through his blond hair.

You looked down, tears beginning to trail down your cheeks. "I don't know… I just wanted to lose weight so fast so I could be beautiful--"

You were interrupted suddenly with Ludwig pressing his lips to yours. Your eyes widened and your face heated. You closed your eyes and enjoyed the taste and sensation of him. Too soon he pulled away, his blue eyes warm. He smiled.

"Dummen Kopf. Don't you get it?" He cupped your cheek. "You are beautiful. Just ze vay you are."

You gripped his hand, more tears flowing. "Do you really think so?"

"Ja." He leaned his forehead against yours. "Und…I love you…."

You let out a choked laugh. "I love you too, Luddy."

He smiled, his cheeks pink. Suddenly his face grew back to its normal stern look. "Now, eat your cookie."

You giggled and gave a small salute. "Yes sir!"





And God was that cookie delicious.
(But not as half as delicious as your new German boyfriend.)
DONE! For :iconbonkers-4-hatter:
Hope you like, deary! Next up, DenmarkxReader!
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:iconray-ra:
Ray-Ra Featured By Owner 3 days ago
* reads the ' chuck norris diet' * * laughs for 5 min before reading again*
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hellgirl1998 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
OMG THIS IS AMAZIN <3
Key (Shinee) 
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Kittendream15 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Grabs cookie* mah cookie, no touchie:InvaderMar: 
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CainneHess Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Student General Artist
I can't help but be frustrated at how almost every girls' stupid solution to weight loss is to stop eating! Seriously! How does that make sense! It's like, "Oh, I'll stop eating to be stick thin! There are no serious side effects to that!" And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the girls who do this are stupid because more often, if not always, these things sprout from insecurity and depression, but if you think about it a little, it's stupid as fuck. I'm saying this from experience. I am currently very much obese, which is fine if it wasn't for my health, and that is the reason why I'm trying to lose weight. And I am. I train 7 times a day to get into the Navy, because I want a healthy body, healthy mind (because I won't emotionally abuse myself anymore ((be honest, a lot of people do this)),) and will be able to help people much more than I am now. I eat shitloads of what I like, but I exercise and burn the same amounts of calories I take in daily. Advice: If you want to lose weight quickly and don't want to exercise, eat 6 tiny daily meals and walk as much as possible. Take the stairs, go to the furthest bathroom, squat a bit while you wait for the food in the microwave to heat up. You'll drop weight very quickly, better results than with starving yourself. Cut back on candy and sodas and make it a weekend/get together thing (eat them moderately.) If you want an example as to what to eat, google "6 meal diet." A good one for those chocolate lovers is Dr. Oz's. I can't do that because I'm doing intense training, but those who aren't active can go ahead.
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cutiepup1 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Artist
" EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!"
me: * is dieing of laughter*
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HetaliaLover20 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
That cookie would be gone before I even saw it.
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1) Chuck Norris is the answer to everything, unless the answer is Hetalia.
2) I ATE THE COOKIE BEFORE I EVEN SAW IT. o—o
3)
And God was that cookie delicious.
(But not as half as delicious as your new German boyfriend.)
Me: sorry, Luddy, but I beg to differ. That. Cookie. Was. Awesome. :iconcookiezplz:
Luddy;: -_- At leazt you ate zhe cookie...
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sunshineg9 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
What?!? Psshh, doesn't that girl know the fat people is fat only to fit all thy awesomeness! ! Plus they're so soft!!! ......I'm not saying that becuase I'm chubby either, just so you know!

And yay! Awesome! Though a bit cliche, but awesome none the less! Instant fave!
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DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me:* walks up stairs and grabs a shot gun the shots the tv * IM NOT FAT , CHUNKY, OR CHUBBY ,IM FUCKING PUDGY ASSWAD
Ludwig: cloud give me the gun
Me:* a purple aura surrounds me * get the fuck away from me
Ludwig:* backs away slowly * o-okay 
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smommy03 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
So cute!!!! :)
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Stitches-The-Stabber Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student Artist
I laughed so hard at Ludwig gritted his teeth. "DAMMIT (NAME), EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!"
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HelenaTheCellery Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF AT THE CHUCK NORRIS PART


and your prof pic omfgggggg <3 ily
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109144 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I WILL EAT THAT DELICIOUS COOKIE! Cute.:3
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aisha101forever Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
* breaks cookie and throws it to the side, walking out the fat boss I am* yup. * really scared actually* mehhhh
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Kathrynn12234 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!" Oh my god, I'm dying over here!
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2pHetaliaFTW Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOOOOLLLLL ME TOO! "FAHKING" GOT TO ME.
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:iconmissaspie:
MissAspie Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here!
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Pewdelia12 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just sat at my desk for about three minutes going over the story in my head and then I pictured Luddy dancing to Gangnam Style..... bad idea ended up falling backwards of my chair and spilling my drink all over my shirt then my mum walks in and walks straight out. Hehe....
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BUT I DON'T WANNA EAT THE COOKIE~!!!!
Germany::iconseriousderpplz: EAT THE FUCKING COOKIE.
*nervously eats cookie*
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Riddler262 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: DX FIIIIIIINE ILL EAT IT I HATE IT WHEN YOU YELL AT ME!!!!
*no matter how sexy it may be*

Germany: Vait...vat?

Me: Hehe O.O I said nothing... 
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Amar8910 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I VILL TOTALLY EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!!!! XD
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GamzeenMakaral Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Germany:EAT ZE FUCKING COOKIE
Me: I ALREADY ATE THE COOKIE
me: *cookie is gone*

((I am just like this at times but then I realize food is amazing and start enjoying food again))
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flyingmintbunny2013 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Student General Artist
That's me alright...
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SheskaRoss Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!XD LOL I DIED
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The-Grand-Highblood1 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Ikr?!
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free7evens Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
i DIED when ludwig was dancing to gingham style 
"The Chuck Norris diet! Here to tell you about it is the legend himself, Chuck Norris!"
flippin' chuck norris is the answer to everyones problems
i give it 10 out of 10 cookies :D
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Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
And God was that cookie delicious.
(But not as half as delicious as your new German boyfriend.)  ;D
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xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Just Yes <3 YES!
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Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
XD
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Gizellem Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
this was sooo cute! and i loved it when he said the cookie line and i could even imagine him dancing Gangnam style :iconpartyhardplz:
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pandorasora Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
When luddy yelled that cookie line I had a flash back to when one of my closest friends yelled that at me because I was hungery but had nothing around for me buta cookie whuch I didnt wanr to eat cause of a diet .in the end I did eat and I lovethis story.
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shelbyfrisk Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
GOSH DARN-IT THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
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hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
*hours later*
:iconmadgermanyplz::iconsaysplz: EAT! ZHE! FAHKING! COOKIE!
:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan::iconsaysplz: *strapped to a chair* NEIN!
:iconmadgermanyplz::iconsaysplz: It's chocolate.
:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan::iconsaysplz::iconscaredplz: Your drive a good bargin......NYET DX<
:icon2pamericaplz::iconsaysplz:I'll let you go killing with me.
:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan::iconsaysplz: GIVE ME ZHAT COOKIE DAMMIT!
(I love this so much :iconthisisamazingplz:)
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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Forest6654 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This comment made my month. XD
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:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan:
your welcome :3
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tea-and-tai Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconclapplz:
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hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
*bows* Thank you thank you i'll be here all week!
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tea-and-tai Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
WHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
Thank you thank you your a beautiful audience!
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tea-and-tai Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconepicclapplz:
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hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
you can stop now *sweat drop while smiling*
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:icontea-and-tai:
tea-and-tai Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Good. My hands were hurting. XD
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gohagosa Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
My eyes went wide and I jumped from my seat when Ludwig yelled the cookie line... It really felt like he yelled at me! XD

That means your story is very realistic!!! XDDD
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CraftyRebecca Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
I'm going to offer my friend a cookie one day.
And when they refuse to eat it, I shall say "DAMNIT, EAT ZE FAHKING COOKIE!"



I hope I'm not the only one who thought Alfred said "Dude, I'm surprised you could lift her!"
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Gerold-the-Koala Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Lol, I don't think Alfred is secure enough with his own weight to make fun of others'. :D
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QuxxnAri Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
youre not the only one
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sis545 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student Writer
sooooo awesome where did you get the idea ? no one ever thinks about the bigger readers !!!
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Gerold-the-Koala Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
It was a request. Plus it was fun to write. :D
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:iconsis545:
sis545 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Writer
Awesome people should do more out of it stuff instead of trying to be like everyone else
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